Gender Neutral Gifts For Christmas
We’ve mentioned before in our article 9 Ideas For Things To Do While Your Partner Is On A Date With Someone Else that we think unnecessarily gendered products are annoying, but with the holidays on the horizon we wanted to bring you a list of truely “gender neutral gifts for adults” so that everyone in the polyamorous community would have gender neutral gift ideas that are great for any body.
Just Poly Things - 10 Best Gender Neutral Gifts for Adults
Catches nail clippings, and is Easily Emptied. Also includes a built-in nail file. Easy and comfortable to hold and control for precision nail trimming.
Pros
- Easily emptied design catches nail clippings.
- Comfortable to hold and control.
- Precision curved cutting edge with a built-in laser cut nail file.
- Makes a fun & unique gift.
Cons
- Certain level of intimacy probably required to gift someone a nail clipper that catches the clippings and not have that be passive agressive, right?!?
These precision tweasers are made of high quality stainless steel, weighing 0.08 pounds.
Pros
- Easy to handle with precision slanted tip.
- Stainless steel is resistant to rust or corrosion.
- Great stocking stuffer.
Cons
- They are just tweasers, we can't think of any cons.
Cupping can be used on a partner's body, back, legs, arms, neck, shoulders, etc. It can be a part of your kink scene or just a therapeutic practice.
Pros
- Provides deep massage and improves circulation
- Made of durable material that can be santized with boiling water
- Unique rubber valve for better suction and airtightness
- Includes a variety of cup sizes and additional tools
Cons
- Requires careful reading of instructions and preparation before use
Includes: Original Beeswax Lip Balm, Cuticle Cream, Hand Salve, Res-Q Ointment, Shea Butter Hand Repair Cream & Coconut Foot Cream
Pros
- Available in a variety of gift sets for different skincare needs.
- All natural ingredients like beeswax and shea butter.
- Res-Q Ointment can be used for minor cuts and scrapes.
Cons
- Too many great gift set options to choose from
6pc Tips & Toes Set includes Pomegranate Lip Balm, Almond Milk & Honey Hand Creams, Coconut Foot Cream, Lemon Butter Cuticle Cream & Hand Salve
Pros
- Available in a variety of gift sets for different skincare needs.
- All natural ingredients like pomegranate, almond milk, honey, coconut, and lemon butter.
- Compact and travel-friendly set.
Cons
- Too many great gift set options to choose from
Spiderman Heating Eye Massager is a Marvel-themed eye mask that provides relief and relaxation through vibration, heating massage, and air compression, making it a perfect gift for the Spiderman fans in your polycule.
Pros
- Relieves eye fatigue, improves eye bags, dark circles, and dry eyes.
- Provides soothing and comfortable temperature to ease headaches.
- Has adjustable intensity modes and high-frequency vibration settings for a personalized experience.
- Foldable and portable, making it suitable for traveling.
- Stylish and uniquely perfect for Spiderman fans.
Cons
- Might not suitable for individuals who have undergone eye operations or have certain eye conditions.
Show off your identity & non-monogamous style with a pair of machine washable, one size fits most, socks with pride.
Pros
- Machine washable
- One size fits most
- Let's your feet live authentically
Cons
- No cons to happy feet!
TheraGun is a portable theraputic massager that can be held in the hand, is rechargeable, and a practical solution for sore and tired muscles
Pros
- Trusted Brand: TheraGun
- Available in other colors and styles
- Handheld and rechargeable
Cons
- This will spoil you, and you might get used to that
A shower steamer spa kit with 16 pieces and 8 different scents, providing a relaxing and refreshing experience for the body and mind.
Pros
- Includes 16 pieces with 8 different scents, offering a variety of refreshing and relaxing options.
- Provides an aromatherapy experience in the shower, promoting relaxation and a spa-like feeling.
- Offers a range of scents to suit different moods and needs, from energizing orange to calming lavender.
Cons
- Could be too relaxing, don't fall asleep in the shower
Introducing the B2 Body and Groin Trimmer with interchangeable heads for easy trimming. Designed with safety in mind, it is waterproof and has a powerful electric motor.
Pros
- The B2 Body and Groin Trimmer offers interchangeable heads for easy trimming of different areas of the body, including hard-to-reach areas.
- It is designed with safety in mind, with downstairs safe blades to prevent nicks and cuts, and can be used conveniently in the shower.
- The trimmer is powerful, with a 7000 RPM Electric Motor and cordless charging base, providing smooth and efficient results.
Cons
- B2 Body and Groin Trimmer only trims, no shaving or grooming options.
- Great for people both with and without balls, depsite the product's packaging and marketing
This cosmetic-grade glitter gel is safe for use on the face and body, long-lasting, and easy to apply and remove is available in an assortment of colors.
Pros
- Bright glitter gel available in multiple shades.
- Dries quickly, lasts all day, and removes easily.
- Can be used on various parts of the body, including face, eyes, and hair.
Cons
- Snot only, unicorn not included.
Unique Gender Neutral Gifts
We know that you might be thinking wait… how is a trimmer with balls in the name “gender neutral” and we assure, that you might not be thinking that one all the way through. When it comes to our product recommendations, we will always consider the actual function of the product over its (unnecessarily gendered) marketing and we are fully committed to our statement that all ten items on this list of 10 Gifts for Partners or Metas with Any Body are absolutely appropriate for ANY body. Just Poly Things stands committed to trans rights, and is proud to proclaim that trans women are women, trans men are men, and everyone else or in between is okay too. On this site you might see us say things like that some women have balls or that men can get pregnant. You will notice this in our writing and if you disagree, just don’t buy anything from our links. Our CNM community cares about inclusivity.
That being said, always feel free to take a permanent marker to any unnecessarily gendered packaging to make fun of it, and point out the fragile masculinity or unnecessary femininity before gifting it to a gender conscious individual.
we think unnecessarily gendered products are annoying
10 Gender Neutral Self Care Gifts
Because every body needs self-care, this gift guide tends to focus on gifts to make a body feel good.
#1 No-mess Toenail Clipper, Catches Clippings
Say goodbye to messy toenail clippings with the No-mess Toenail Clipper. Designed to catch clippings, this innovative tool ensures a clean and hassle-free experience for anyone, regardless of gender. Its patented ergonomic grip provides maximum control and comfort, making it easy to achieve perfectly groomed nails. Don't settle for ordinary clippers that leave a mess behind. Give the gift of an upgraded and more efficient nail care routine.
#2 Ultra Aero Slant Tip Tweezer
You can achieve flawless brows with the Ultra Aero Slant Tip Tweezer, whether you identify as male, female, or non-binary, or something else, everyone deserves a perfect arch. These high-quality tweezers feature a slanted tip for precision hair removal, ensuring a pro-level result every time. Available in a variety of colors, the Ultra Aero Slant Tip Tweezer will elevate your partner or meta’s grooming game.
#3 Ditind Cupping Therapy Set, 18 Pcs Cupping Set
Indulge in the ultimate self-care experience with the Ditind Cupping Therapy Set. Designed to promote relaxation and rejuvenation, this 18-piece set is perfect for anyone seeking a gender-neutral self-care gift. The cups are made from high-quality materials, ensuring a comfortable and effective therapy session. Whether you're looking to relieve muscle tension or improve circulation, cupping therapy offers a multitude of benefits. Treat yourself or surprise a loved one with this luxurious gift. Take the first step towards a healthier, happier you and order the Ditind Cupping Therapy Set today!
#4 Burt's Bees Christmas Gifts Sets
Give the gift of self-care and pampering with Burt's Bees this Holiday Season. You can spread joy and love with the Burt's Bees 6 Stocking Stuffers Classics Set, or the Burt's Bees 6pc Tips & Toes Skincare Set, or one of Burt’s Bees other fantastic options available from Amazon. These gender-neutral gifts are perfect for anyone on your list, regardless of their gender identity. From lip balms to skincare sets, Burt's Bees offers a range of natural and eco-friendly products that will delight your loved ones. Don't miss out on the opportunity to make someone's holiday extra special. Click our Shop Amazon button to see all the available sets!
#5 Spiderman Eye Massager with Heat
Relieve stress and rejuvenate tired eyes with this Spiderman Eye Massager with Heat. A perfect self-care gift for any Spiderman fan in need of relaxation and relief. With its soothing heat and gentle vibrations, this eye massager provides a spa-like experience in the comfort of your own home. Treat yourself or surprise a loved one with this gender-neutral gift of relaxation. Order the Spiderman Eye Massager now to experience the ultimate eye massage experience!
#6 Socks with Pride
Encourage them to show off their pride with PRIDE Socks for any gender, featuring various pride flag designs, such as the Polyamory Pride Flag, Transgender Pride Flag, Non-Binary Pride Flag, Lesbian Pride Flag, Genderfluid Pride Flag, Asexual Pride Flag, and Agender Pride Flag. If you’re looking for a great gift for a swinger couple, check out the If You Know You Know - Swinger Pineapple 2 pair sock set, Upside Down Pineapple Plays Well With Others Swinger socks, Upside Down Pineapple Sharing is Caring Swinger Socks.
These unixsex socks are a perfect gift for anyone who wants to show their support for the LGBTQ+ community. Available in various designs featuring different pride flags or design, prideful socks allow one to express their identity and spread love wherever they go. Order now and step into a world of inclusivity!
#7 Theragun G3 Percussive Therapy Device
Give the gift of powerful deep muscle relaxation with the Theragun G3 Percussive Therapy Device. This great gift is perfect for anyone seeking relief from muscle tension and soreness. With its advanced technology and adjustable speed settings, the Theragun G3 delivers targeted and effective percussive therapy. Whether they’re an athlete or simply looking to improve their overall well-being, this device is a game-changer. Don't let muscle pain hold anyone in your polycule back, with an investment in the Theragun G3, you’ll all feel more relaxed and open.
#8 Shower Steamer Set, 16 Pieces, 8 Scents
Transform your shower into a blissful oasis with this self-care gift which is perfect for anyone in need of a rejuvenating shower experience. With 16 pieces and 8 invigorating scents, these shower steamers will transport you to a world free of jealousy where relaxation and tranquility reign supreme. Simply place a steamer in the shower and let the aromatherapy take over. Treat yourself or surprise a loved one with this luxurious gift, and don’t miss out on the opportunity to turn your daily shower into a spa-like retreat. Order the Shower Steamer Set now and elevate your polycule’s shower routine!
#9 Ballsy B2 Body Trimmer
The Ballsy B2 Body Trimmer is a gender neutral trimmer that offers precise grooming for anybody, despite the fact that the marketing and packaging might not initially give you that impression. The two interchangeable heads including a unique vertical head design make groin grooming a breezes. With this trimmer it’s easier to trim hard-to-reach areas, ensuring a smooth and comfortable experience whether you have balls or not. Downstairs safe blades to eliminate nicks, cuts and snags, you can even take it in the shower. If you’re looking for a grooming gift for your partner or meta, the Ballsy B2 Body Trimmer is a smooth bet.
#10 Unicorn Snot Holographic Body Glitter Gel
Add a touch of sparkle to any body with this Unicorn Snot Holographic Body Glitter Gel, a perfectly gender irrelevant gift that allows anyone to embrace their inner unicorn and shine bright. When it comes to gifts for unicorn lovers, body glitter can make anyone feel magical, available in a gorgeous array of colors to choose from, Unicorn Snot is cosmetic-grade, lasts all day, and removes easily. Unlike other glitter gels which can contain unhealthy chemicals that absorb into your skin, Unicorn Snot is safe for any skin, even safe enough to use on your kids, and removes easily with makeup removal cloths, baby wipes, or makeup remover. Give the gift of magical super-sparkly-sparkles today!
Missing Polyamory Gift Ideas
What polyamory gift ideas are we missing from this list? Did you get or receive a really special gift from someone in your polycule last year, or do you just have a brilliant idea to share? Tell us your story, and we might use your idea in our next polyamorous gift guide. Maybe it will make next year's list, but we can’t tell the rest of the community about it if you don’t tell us about it first.
We hope that all of these gifts are so safe-for-work that you could even consider this a list of gender non-specific gifts for coworkers, but not everyone probably has coworkers who would appreciate Unicorn Snot. Whether you are shopping for a coworker, your triad, quad, or any constellation of Vs and hinge partners or metas, we hope these gender-neutral options will help take the social constructs out of your holiday shopping.
